Tumblr, I have eaten so many Maltesers that my tongue is now sore from scraping chocolate off the sweet honeycomb centre grahlglglgh.
That’s been my evening.
That and getting Alastair to fall madly in love with my human Grey Warden. Amazing how awkward passionate kisses are in pixel format.
Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you considered that sometimes women acquire free drinks at bars?” is like walking into graduate school during Philosophy finals and saying, “Have you considered that the color blue that I see may not be the color blue that you see?”
Imagine you are the guy who just walked into that Philosophy class and laid that shit down. Imagine the class full of students who have worked very hard and committed themselves and sacrificed to be here, students who have spent several years of their lives learning about this subject. Imagine now their feelings when you go to the head of the classroom with a smirk on your face and demand the professor give you an A for effort. Imagine now that they think you are a douchebag asshole, because they do, and because you are. You are a douchebag asshole because you are obviously so self-centered, arrogant, and completely ignorant of the world around you, that you thought you could walk into a high-level course with no background and no work and say something profoundly simplistic and totally unrelated and also everybody should congratulate you for having done this thing, so brave, so provocative.
[….]
You are not asking us a real question. You are simply illustrating, for all to see, your own ignorance. You are saying, “I have not considered the implications of the question I have just asked. I have not taken the time nor effort nor commitment to sit down and ask myself this question. Instead, I have come into your philosophy classroom/office/feminist blog and shat out my question with a smirk, because I believe that my two seconds of thought are worth more than your long-term analysis, because I believe I am worth more.”
Archetypes | WOMAN KING
And she speaks in a voice that sets men trembling, with eyes painted gold and a throne built on the bones of those who would challenge her rule. Cults of ascetics dance ecstasies in her honour and write her words in blood across their altars. Her body is a holy temple and her power springs from the divine source of her own terrible will. She is not of mortal flesh, they will whisper, as she wheels on her stallion and screams warchants to the heavens, emerging from battle wreathed in the blood and soil of a new kingdom. She rules with iron fists, with the cracking of cathedrals, with the love and the fear of her vast wild armies. She harbours a sword within her unquiet roaring heart, and with it has carved herself a new space, outside of law or nature or humankind. She is the mother of an empire; she is the mother of herself. Watch her rise.
Don’t get it. Why not just QUEEN?
Queen is the wife of a king, a woman king is the ultimate ruler.
Uh, no. Queen Elizabeth is not the King’s wife, she is the queen and he is her prince.
Archetypes | WOMAN KING
And she speaks in a voice that sets men trembling, with eyes painted gold and a throne built on the bones of those who would challenge her rule. Cults of ascetics dance ecstasies in her honour and write her words in blood across their altars. Her body is a holy temple and her power springs from the divine source of her own terrible will. She is not of mortal flesh, they will whisper, as she wheels on her stallion and screams warchants to the heavens, emerging from battle wreathed in the blood and soil of a new kingdom. She rules with iron fists, with the cracking of cathedrals, with the love and the fear of her vast wild armies. She harbours a sword within her unquiet roaring heart, and with it has carved herself a new space, outside of law or nature or humankind. She is the mother of an empire; she is the mother of herself. Watch her rise.
Don’t get it. Why not just QUEEN?
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
I would be really, really scared.
Likewise. And considering it’s Konrad Curze, probably looking around for the skinning knives too. :/
Dragon’s Breath fire opal
Holy shit. I’ve never seen one of those before. That is so beautiful.
GO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THESE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED AT ALL
Is this for real?!?!
IT’S A SOUL GEM
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Said the cat.
A little something for all those Pepper haters out there.
I’m calling it: What Movie Were YOU Watching???
This has single-handledly convinced me I need to see this movie.
Saw it last night. I don’t really want to spoiler anything so I’ll just say: Go.
